Former pilot in the R.A.F. who survived two tours of duty in WWII and one in The War of the Worlds. Was raised by eagles in northern Scotland and at any given time is fluent in Hindi or Icelandic. Left Britain after he killed a man with an accordion and has been kissing babies and running from the law ever since.
The Artful Dodger, Marshall Watsonvocals, bass, guitar, keyboard, drums, vibraphone, hand claps, silly hats.Born and raised on the streets of Cairo until his parents were killed by either ninjas or dinosaurs. He has since been seeking revenge, stealing produce and compulsively walking along the curb as if it were a balance beam. He is perpetually ten dollars away from taking over the world.
Lordy Lordy, Annalea Sordivocals, piano, blockenspiel, guitar, Beyonce-like vocal gymnastics, napping.According to legend, she was raised by Japanese Elm trees at the foot of Mount St. Helen's until she realized, on her sixteenth birthday that they were actually cherry trees. She has been to every continent and Sweden twice. She is also one of the ninjas that may or may not have killed The Artful Dodger's parents.
Grand Wizard Eric Chengvocals, guitar, bass, glockenspiel, drums, trombone, organ, wizardry.French, Harvard educated and probably an only child. He claims to be a werewolf, a hypochondriac and Paul McCartney though all of these have yet to be substantiated. He is deadly at close range and enjoys orange marmalade over jam.
Und die Spreepark Kindmusiker...
Ajeneue "La Force" Giesbenichtenbreichtenecht
The Little Lamb Jamie Fooks
Janet "String Fever" Chung
Lil' Petey Sagar
Alexander the Greater-er
"Tapdancin" Tala Berkes
Foon-Tanny Yap
Catherine Hiltzenhornzenschmeckt
My Little Spoon Keaton Pridham
Dancing John Chyzyk
David "Mashing The Keys" Hollingshead